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Pun League Week 19 Christmas Special Results

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A quick update on those all-important results this week.  Tis the season to go to the pub, so I’ll have to actually get dressed soon I suppose.

A veritable sleigh-load of festive puns were to be found under my Christmas tree this year!  Luckily, a quick spray of foam cleaner later, and you can hardly tell now.  There is still the faintest pong of wordplay in that spot though.

This week we have more new names than Puff Daddy!   Well a couple anyway.

 

1st place for 100 points, a gold crown, and a wiggling red fortune-telling fish

Jingle bowels – Dan Pasternack (@DanPasternack)

Given the subject matter, this is as classy as it gets.  Deep, crisp, and even.

 

2nd place for 60 points a silver hat, and a jumping frog

Twas the shite before Christmas – John McCall (@JohnAWMcCall)

At the opposite end of the class spectrum, McCall still pushes out a solid effort.

 

3rd place for 40 points, a green hat, and a septum-destroying clip-on moustache

Stooltide greetings – Paul Boxshall (@superbokka)

Boxshall introduces a stool and instantly takes things up a level.

 

20 points and a plastic donkey keyring for the honourable mentions

Someone’s getting colon their stocking – Chuck Greenia (@CharlesofCamden)

Santa exhibiting no elf control – Raj S (@XYZRaj)

On the first day of Christmas my arsehole gave to me, the aftermath of last night’s curry – Tom, King of the Jews (@ItsTomKing)

 

Ho ho hold on a sec.  Where’s the league table?

Pun Artist Wins 2nds 3rds Hon Mens Points
1 Alex Hutchinson @paddyk_11 2 4 2 4 600
2 Paul Boxshall @superbokka 2 3 6 440
3 Darren Williams 2 3 260
3 Bonbarlos @bonbarlos 1 1 5 260
4 David Kennedy @76deek 1 1 4 220
4 Raj S (@XYZRaj) 3 2 220
5 Scott Vokes @silentbicycle 2 200
6 Tim @LinguisTim 2 3 180
7 Danny @jinjar247 1 3 160
7 Martha (Mmords22) 1 1 1 160
7 Bailed @bailed 1 1 1 160
7 John McCall (@JohnAWMcCall) 1 1 160
8 AHM @hipsterbloggo 1 2 140
8 Deed @dannychristmas 1 2 140
9 Carol Drummond @caroldrummond4 1 3 120
10 Will Nash @willwillynash 1 100
10 Laura Anne # 1 100
10 Captain Findhorn @CaptainFindhorn 1 100
10 Olive (@OlyLister) 1 100
10 John @JFD1960 1 1 100
10 Phil @phileb727 1 2 100
10 Dan Pasternack (@DanPasternack) 1 100
Paul Sullivan @psully68 1 1 80
Borderline OK @Borderline_OK 1 2 80
Nicolas Sellens @PunBoy3 1 1 80
Yan Niedzielski (@nedned17) 1 1 80
Tom King @itstomking 1 2 80
Ron Nei @realpolitiki 1 60
Gabe Winchester @Pegaso_Saint 1 60
Fardog @fardaddy 3 60
Angelo in San Diego @AngeloInSD 3 60
Marina Issac @rockhyrax 1 40
Jude Dickson 2 40
Seth Goodtime @SethGoodtime 2 40
Giles @davidcgiles 1 40
Gabby Gellerman @gabby_gellerman 1 40
pUnrequited Love @sPunDoctor 1 40
Siobhan Fell (@siobhan_fell) 1 40
Simon Spooner (@Nuncio2) 1 40
Laurie Crosswell @lauriecrosswell 1 20
A Flashy Jargon @JasonFarghaly 1 20
Dominic Bailey (FB) 1 20
Marlo # 1 20
Jambomad @Gairns50 1 20
Poesie Dalek @psychopoesie 1 20
Gene and Tonic # 1 20
John Leyton # 1 20
Ech # 1 20
Dean Smith # 1 20
Obscure BM @ObscueBM 1 20
Ben Adam Sohawon @BenSohawon 1 20
Graham Musk @Grargemeister 1 20
Filip (@SingleMaltSuds) 1 20
Tony Jones (@dirtrythm) 1 20
Mark Fulton (@fulty23) 1 20
Mick Thomas (@maha_mantra) 1 20
Torcuil De Ferenze (@TorquilFerenze) 1 20
Chuck Greenia (@CharlesofCamden 1 20

 

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